HEY THIS IS FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM ME.
less than five minutes, to be honest~~~~
hometown, bitches!
CLAIRE
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This is a Nan's World
my sweet old etcetera
Ugh, have mercy.
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D””’:
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Truth.
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NO!! DON’T BE SAD!!! AHHH D”“”“”:
I WANT TO KEEP YOU AND LOVE YOU FOREVER. D: D: D:
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Me right now
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Never before have I seen balls tethered so tightly.
For once I thought common sense would triumph over narcissism and loose morals, but maybe the leash was just a little too short to get away.
So how about you stop the unfriendliness, chew through the rope, and come back to the rest of your friends. We miss you.
Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.
i hope to be these women in the future
holy fuck im dying
literally my future self
bahahahhahaha
Yup thats how the Greeks do it.
I fucking cant im dead
Claire and Katie - this is our future. Accents and everything
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But what did I just watch?
I don’t understand.
How you know you’ve made it.
So this would be Zach Braff (whose work I’m very familiar with) and the porn star James Deen (less so), but I am completely fascinated by James Deen, because the only reason I know who he is at all is because TONS of female nerdfighters in their 20s post about him ALL THE TIME. Is he that famous? And why?
I guess I should be encouraged that women can now sexualize and objectify men just as effectively as men can objectify women, but I’m not sure that was supposed to be the point of the sexual revolution?
Anyway, most reblogging for fantastic look on Braff’s face.
Edit: Everyone is reblogging, but no one is answering my question?
I can’t find the link, but there’s a soundboard of James Deen floating around the internet. He says things like, “Dropping Loads!!” and “TAKE YOUR FUCKING!” It’s really quite hilarious. A bunch of my guy friends introduced me to it.
But yeah… that’s how I know of him.
(And also Colin’s birthday present from everyone was a copy of this Scrubs porno.)
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The Great Gatsby (2012)
Considering this novel is what got me a 4 on the AP exam, I love it to pieces.
Plus, you can just tell the costumes are going to be AMAZING. And Leonardo DiCaprio is crazy awesome.
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Here, have some really bad Amon puns that I made.
well, i thought it was funny
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This J.Crew catalog as absolutely beautiful.
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